endorwitch: dengeki daisy manic (twilight - parody 'ejaculate venom')

cullen boys are retarded supermodels? why yes! cullen boys are retarded supermodels? why yes!




i have nothing else to say.....but added it to my scrapbook for safe keeping. lols

i love rpattz's CRAZY eyes....
and jasper is the most normal....WE LOVE JASPER!!!
endorwitch: dengeki daisy manic (twilight - funny as if you could outrun)
okay this was too precious not to share.
if you hate twilight read on - you will be amused!
if you love twilight you should be amused too...if you dont your sense of humour sucks and i dont think we can be friends!

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html

seriously its killing me..i cant stop laughing.

haha - if you enjoy there are some icons using quotes from it too
http://touchedmysoul09.livejournal.com/11087.html

CAM GIGANDET

Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that?

ROBERT PATTINSON

Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you.

CAM GIGANDET

Murder, eh? That's one hell of a family activity. My family usually just plays Scrabble.

PETER FACINELLI

The family that slays together, stays together.

CAM tries to eat KRISTEN, a poorly directed action sequence ensues, and eventually he is defeated.

PETER FACINELLI

Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another.

ROBERT PATTINSON

Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating?

PETER FACINELLI

Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean.

He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING.

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